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Congratulations, Cynthia, you're the millionth person to send me a link to this story about some dumbfuck who spent God only knows how much money getting her beloved pit bull terrier—a dead pit named "Booger"—cloned.
Actually, we do know how much money she spent: $50,000 for a litter of five, or $10,000 per dog. I have nothing to say about this obscenity save this: When Booger's clones turn on their new owner and go for her throat... well, it looks like they won't have to go one at a time.
And remember, kids: Your dead pet might have been nice, but his clone will be evil incarnate.
Feed : Slog |  Updated : 2008-08-06 09:23:26
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