Having lived in LA for a year now, I’ve been privileged enough to observe the sudden influx and idiocy of Hollywood motherhood. It seems as if every star with a vagina wants to have a baby pass through it. If they’re too old for it, they’re adopting. Just go through the list: Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwen Stefanie, Angelina Jolie, Rosie O’Donnell…the list could go on and on! Hell, even Meg Ryan with her effed-up face is adopting!