Obama goes out with his daughter trick or treating and a bus full of supposed adults (aka, the press) goes bananas. The full pool report, which, intentionally or not, is a parody of the genre of authoratative, Joe Friday pool reports:
"Chicago pool report
"Barack Obama became annoyed Friday afternoon when journalists got too close while Obama was out walking to a Halloween party with daughter Sasha. 'All right guys. That's enough. You've got a shot. Leave us alone. Come on guys. Get back on the bus,' Obama said, looking very annoyed.
With that, Obama, holding Sasha's hand, broke into a run, heading east on 50th, turning north on Woodlawn, still in a trot. He was en r[...]