Some men will tell you that the most romantic gift you can give any woman is a gift you made yourself. These men are utterly full of crap. Unless you can squeeze coal into diamonds with your bare hands, your lady friend is not interested in seeing your art project. She may say something like, “Oh, how sweet!” What she’s really thinking is, “I know somebody who is not getting any tonight.” The most romantic gift that you can give any woman is a gift that comes with either a lifetime warranty or some form of insurance.