Whodathunk, Missouri - In a move that some are hailing as "Well, Duh," seventeen (16) congregations of Unitarian Universalists have signed an agreement of intent to join in full Eucharistic Communion with the Episcopals.
"Why not tie the knot?" said Jeff Jefferson of Jeffords Ford. "We've been watching the Episcopals for some time now. Oh sure, they've been getting some bad press -- but it's all good by us! One says heresy, another says hooray!"
Shannon Ford of West Jefferson chimed in: "I think this is great. My great grandfather was an Episcopal. But that was back in the day when they were known as Episcopalians and believed in many things contrary to Unitarian doctrine -- li[...]