(To everyone who's been wondering or asking me lately. Funks is still alive. : ) )
Me to Funksteena,
I had the strangest dream about you last night, and I never remember my dreams. Usually. You were dressed exactly as your Meez is, and stopped by in a limo to pick me up to be your guest at some formal women's event When we got to the place, it was the auditorium of the hotel where RFK was killed. There was a huge awards ceremony going on for something I never figured out, and then someone presented you with exactly half of a huge, fancy cake decorated in the shape of the Excalibur Hotel in Las Vegas. You turned to one of your bodyguards and whispered something to the waite[...]