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Field Guide To Moscow: Aeternus Infortunium Similar
Aeternus Infortunium Jackpot Troll Distinguishing features: Squinty eyes, heavy scowl, pale complexion from spending all day at the slot machine betting 3 cents per hit. Often smells of sweat, vodka and urine. Danger if Provoked: High to Extremely High. Since he inevitably loses, Aeternus Infortunium is in constant need of nutrition, in the form of 10 ruble notes, to keep playing the slots. If he runs out, and you show notes, he will introduce himself. If, in the rare chance, he wins, he will f...Feed: Articles







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