Top Cop: All Quiet on the Pap Front Now That Britney Is Wearing Clothes
Police Chief William Bratton is boasting that his city of Los Angeles is a peaceful place to live in again. He says it's largely due to the fact that Britney Spears has "started wearing clothes" and Lindsay Lohan has "gone gay" and - God, be praised - even Paris Hilton is "out of town". Thanks to this Perfect Storm of decency from the three most troubling Hollywood celebs, the paparazzi swarm has become sickly and its numbers dwindling from the lack of fresh trash to feed on.Feed :
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| Updated : 3 months ago
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